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Misty RainAugust 1996
Misty featured at Bob's Classy Lady on August 22, 1996. I managed to catch her 2nd show for the night. For her first of 4 song set was an old Mae West tune "It Ain't What I Say, It's the Way That I Say It," and Misty comes out in the audience instead of the stage in a knockout red lingerie outfit, with bodice, garters and a feather boa. She grabs the guys and gives mini-laps and gets the audience going. Misty takes her top off for her second song (Bjork's cover of It's Oh So Quiet,) but nothing else comes off. Things really start to happen on her third song when she takes it all off with Van Halen's You Really Got Me. The highlight for me was during this song when she started to squirt herself with a water bottle. When she handed a unsuspecting customer the bottle and he started to go wild spraying her... down there and it kept dripping down... For my book, I got my money's worth right then. After that wet number, the last song was a let down for me. She did it to Queen's Get Down, Make Love and created some T-shirt art by painting herself with glo paint and mushing it onto the shirt. One of the customers paid $10 for this work of art. Supporting Misty was Felecia and JenTeal in the audience, tipping big and having a ball.
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Update December 7, 1996: For those interested, her Fan Club is at:
Misty Rain 
Sunset ThomasMay 1996
As per standard procedure, I drove over to Bob's Classy Lady on May 9, 1996 to catch her performance. I got there at 11:30 and clearly missed the earlier show and had to wait for her last midnight show. I wondered over to the Fantasy Pit to see what was going on. She was just finishing up with her last 3 fans in line. I waited in the queue and in just a few minutes, she motioned for me to come hither. I complied immediately and was greeted with a smile and nice talk. Normally, I would not get laps from a feature because of the pricing ($40), but this clever feature managed to talk this jaded reporter onto the couch. I usually would not review couch dances of features, but this wild woman rode me like a horse and said, "It's OK to touch me." Her laps were of no particular standout in my mind until she started to lick me... then she did an unexpected marvelous thing with her tongue. She flicked it so fast that it felt like a vibrator. She told me the other girls love it during girl/girl scenes. I can see why. After more nice talk, I found a seat for myself and waited for her performance. It was a pleasant surprise when the DJ announced she was coming on at 12:05am, only 5 minutes late. Good thing I didn't come a half hour late as I normally do. Her first of 4 songs started with Cherokee Nation in full American Indian garb with headgear. Somehow she managed to pump herself up for this late performance and was literally skipping and jumping all over the stage. In an unusual move, she did not take off one stitch of clothing on the first song. She kept with her Indian theme for the next 3 songs as she took off her costume. On her 3rd song, she came out with 2 lit candles and dripped wax onto her nipples and butt. She also let some customers drip on her as well. Since I'm not into pain, I had to close my eyes.
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SerenityApril 1996
Although things were slow at Industrial that night, the second Serenity came out strutting her stuff, I immediately knew I was going to like her dancing. I've seen enough features and dancers to recognize a good dancer. She has a full body (exactly what I like) but unexpectedly, dances like a gymnast. I later found out that she has formal training in gymnastics and ballet and it shows. I could tell that she really enjoys dancing. Her second song was Santana and she started doing some hot and unusual moves. She did a full split, then bounced up and turned her body 180 and returned backed to a full split. I call this move a split-180-split. She also did another move that I had never seen before. She did a full split, leaned forward to the floor, then flexed her thigh muscles to slide backwards on the floor without actually moving her legs. I call this move the split backcrawl. During her next song, she setup and ran a short distance, did a flip to a split and did her split-180-split again. She also can sit on her butt with her legs up and create a "V" sit. She did 4 songs in all and it was quite a show. Don't get the wrong idea. She also did closeup floor shows and she can really show it with her legs out of the way. I especially like her way of bending over folded all the way showing off her... flexibility... yeah, that's it.
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Update December 28, 1996: Also, I forgot to mention that she was one of the celebrity judges at the Deja Vu contest that Summer won! She now has a fan club with a publication that she does herself. For more info, e-mail her at serenity@risque.com (yes, it's really her), check her website at http://www.wickedgirl.com (for her schedule and plenty of pictures) or write to her fan mail address:
Serenity's Playtime
Anna MalleMarch 1996
On with the review of her feature performance at Bob's Classy Lady on March 2, 1996 which I caught with my buds. She comes out doing her first of 4 songs and quickly interacts with several audience members. However, her dancing seemed too rushed and awkward. I've never seen her dance on stage before so I can't say if this is the way she normally dances. When she stopped to interact with a customer, it was pretty hot but everytime she started to dances again, I kept thinking she should slow down. Her next 3 songs were pretty much more of the same with less and less clothing. She didn't use any toys or do any heavy duty floor work. All in all, it wasn't anything to write home about. If I didn't know her from before, I'd have no idea how wild and crazy she can get, because her show was pretty tame in my book. In all fairness, I'm pretty jaded when it comes to stage dancing. In summary, I would say if you've seen her videos and like her, you might want to check her out when she features but otherwise there's no need to go out of your way. If you want to join her fan club or find out what is new with her life, checkout her web site at: http://www.annamalle.com/.
Racquel DarrianJanuary 1996
Caught her first show at Bob's Classy Lady on January 18, 1996. Show times are supposed to be 7:30pm, 9:30pm and Midnight but her first show started at about 8:30pm or so. Unlike the time I checked out Blondage, the parked cars did not go all the way around the corner of Raymer. I thought I might have missed her first show but the cashier told me I didn't miss a thing. Here is the blow by blow account of her show. The DJ starts to list off her impressive resume info, including some BS PR stuff and it seems to go on and on forever. Finally, the music starts and out comes Racquel. I've seen her in person at CES but never seen her dance. Then suddenly, WHAM. She comes out and starts to do quick turns, kicks, and head/hair flinging (like Beavis and Butthead). Looks OK so far. She walks around the huge stage doing more of the same. She's wearing black leather type top and a short leather skirt. She keeps reaching under her skirt like something is down there that needs fixing but nothing comes off. She goes back stage and comes out without the skirt for her second song. At this point, I'm starting to get bored. Now, to be fair, I'm pretty jaded and even watching this beauty is not enough to get my engine going yet. She eventually takes her bottom off standing up and flings her g-string to the back of the stage. Now, I'm really getting bored. Alas, for her last song, Led Zep comes on and she comes out with a large black cloth. I'm experienced enough to know that means floor work to the max. And sure enough, she gets down and... wait a minute. What's that I see? It's a silver... vibrator. I'm pretty sure if she puts that in her mouth or anywhere else, we're all getting busted tonight. But that's the excitement of seeing a feature on the first show. You never know what she might do before the club scolds her and tells her not to do it anymore. She got pretty close but no cigar. Oh well. At least we didn't get busted. The last part was certainly more interesting than her dancing. Then it ended just like that. I think the reading of her resume was a little longer than her performance. But the proof that she is hot property came when the DJ announced that she would be in the back for pictures, and the line that formed was much longer than for Blondage. So I guess you don't have to be a good dancer to be popular. I took a quick look and her husband/manager was watching all transactions very closely. All in all, I guess I'm too jaded for her show. I need 2 features doing it on stage before my interest peaks. But nobody is gonna tell me she doesn't look good.
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The first video that I saw Misty Rain
in was "The Anal Diary of Misty Rain" by Elegant Angel. In this movie,
she has a very sexy scene with
I can't talk about her
performances in videos because Serenity is the first feature that I am reviewing
that I have never seen on video. At TPFKA Saxbeat's invite, I went to
The first video of Anna Malle I
watched was one of the Buttman videos that was done in Las Vegas. In it,
she seduces Buttman then does 2 more guys. She is tall, slender and kinda
slinky and tanned. She's really easy to talk to, nice and quick as a whip.
Without going into details, I'll just say that I've gotten some of the hottest
laps from her and she showed me a few tricks with another girl that I still
use to this day. She is WILD!
For those of you who don't know Racquel
Darrian is or what she looks like, she is cute and pretty but still has a
tinge of raw sex in there somewhere. Her bod is all that and a bag of chips.
As the DJ said, "You can bounce a quarter off her..."
