Venus Faire Submitted Reviews The following submitted reader reviews are opinions expressed by the reader, and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of this website or Z Bone. Furthermore, Z Bone reserves the right to redact or delete any submitted reviews at any time. [Submit Review] [All Club Detail] Date: 4/14/2011 4:53pm Name: bigeyes (9) Subject: liked this place but..... Found a place in Hollywood without glass. I think its called paris house. The chick with big tits (I am pretty sure they were real) was naked the entire time with me. I would recommend this place too. Date: 3/4/2011 2:19pm Name: milk (740) Subject: RTTR I'm up in this bitch waiting on Sal to finally meet Victoria. I checked her out and not sure if she's certified or not. Pretty tall brunette white girl with big tits. Pretty sure they're implants though. Other girls on the RC are London (larger black girl) and Chanel (cute, skinny Latina). Date: 2/27/2011 10:55am Name: Cognoscente (789) Subject: Good Job I will be glad to cover 1/5 of your recon toll when we next meet. Taking one for the guys there was indeed a step. Date: 2/26/2011 11:34pm Name: milk (735) Subject: Sat night TR Rolled here earlier tonight w/ my buddies Wiz and Partyrock. A long-needed recon mission ever Sal gave me the heads up that they started doing lap dances. I played the advance man and paid the $5 to enter the back area with the girls while Wiz and PR waited in the gift shop. I had no idea what to expect. Frankly I was expecting the worst. I turned the corner and laughed to myself because there sat two girls and they were both cute. Karma - a slender white girl. Blonde with small naturals. Star - a petite light-skinned black girl. Didn't pull the trigger on either. Not interested in the peep show thing but $60 for 25 min with Karma on my lap is definitely on my to-do list. The place is definitely different. First there were only two girls on a weekend night. The back room is basically hallways lined with either nude show rooms or lap booths or a small stage area. I don't know if it ever gets packed. There was one other group of customers while we were there. No drinks but there is a vending machine with sodas for $1. It just goes to prove my theory. No matter how bad a place may seem or you think it will be, you still might find at least one girl who makes it worth going there. Date: 2/6/2011 8:57pm Name: Luv2grind (206) Subject: shooting a load Yeah i know what you mean it is awesome, jerking your cock as the girl gets on her knees infront of you and opens her sweet mouth and you just EXPLODE on the glass. The best part is after you zip up. You turn around and see a smiling face through the window. You think its some perv until you open the door and realize it is a cop and you've just been busted. Yeah it is awesome.... Date: 2/3/2011 11:08pm Name: bruno (298) Subject: re: shooting a load LMAO!! Date: 2/3/2011 3:09pm Name: Brando648 (New) Subject: Venus Faire This place is isn't bad, I've been here a few time. I personally enjoy the peep show. You pick a girl, ask for a show, then put $20 in the machine and the window pops up. There's a few sexy young chicks that work there, but I can be hit or miss. Even though there's glass between you and the girl, it can be fun if you have her get down on her kness in front of you while you shoot a load at her. Just sayin... Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 1/20/2011 8:47pm Name: JD1965 (New) Subject: Pleasantly Surprised I decided to try the Faire out again after I stopped coming here 2 yrs ago. I saw some familiar faces such as my favorite girl Brandi, now going by Victoria and Sophie who I enjoyed seeing as well, both are very friendly and give Hot shows. I havent tried the laps yet but I will be going back soon. Hopefully they wont leave anytime soon. Date: 1/1/2011 9:47am Name: Scottie_PimPin (26) Subject: Lets see now: NFZ + NO TOUCHING = NO THANKS Date: 12/31/2010 5:05pm Name: reverendfelcher (29) Subject: when i was here last they had lap booths that were very comfortable, kind of an arabian nights type of booth a couch with loads of pillows and a curtain that was made up of layers of veils. Pretty nice actually, good laps cute girl but it was topless with NFZ. kind of hard for me to be that close and no touchy touchy. Maybe now some of the girls have loosened up a little. When i was there most of the girls were pretty new to lapping and were kind of shy. I imagine that has changed. Date: 12/31/2010 1:08pm Name: HotShot (214) Subject: Q's ??? Are the "lap-Dances: in a booth= as in seperated & side area and a bit semi-private, or on wide-open floor where guys pass thru /by the pole area on their way to the john, right in the middle of your dances??! How many Hot choc-ho-licks u got and what are their names, and stats, and when they usually work? Its called an RTRC (real-time roll-call if live in-the-house now roster, or dancer schedule if speculative), and if u start doing it u will get groupies for the right girls! Is there a private VIP room too? Date: 12/31/2010 1:05pm Name: kobe88 (662) Subject: The pricing structure seems good, however, will any reputable PL show up here and post a TR? That is the question. Date: 12/31/2010 11:16am Name: Venus_Faire (1) Subject: YES! Topless and FULL contact lap dances Gentlemen! All of our lap dances are full contact, grinding included. Now obviously each dancer will have her own "unique" way of giving a lap dance, but all of our girls are very friendly. Here are the rates: 4-Minute Lap Dance - $20 9-Minute Lap Dance - $30 25-Minute Lap Dance - $60 40-Minute Lap Dance - $100 If there are any questions, feel free to call us up! Store opens at 7AM - 3AM, club opens up at 9AM (earliest club in all of Los Angeles, probably). Club Dancers Nasty Factor Date: 12/6/2010 6:12pm Name: kobe88 (629) Subject: Wiz/ Sal Dudes, I've been to a helluva of a lot of SC's (and no, I'm not proud of it, ), but have never had a desire to go here. As far as I know, it's a Peep Show only. If there is any ACTUAL contact at all, I'm guessing there is very little. I'm ASSuming this it the opposite of a HM club, it would probably be known as ULM instead of UHM, . Maybe a veteran PL can chime in if they've been here lately. Date: 12/6/2010 5:47pm Name: THE_WIZ (307) Subject: Re: LAP dances Or AIR dances??? I agree those prices sound pretty damm good, but I too would like to know if it's an actual LAP dance or a sorry but u can't touch (AIR) dance. Sal I've never been cuz I always heard that it was a peep show behind glass sort of thing and I personally ain't gonna spend my hard earn on some like that Wiz Date: 12/6/2010 2:16pm Name: sal_acious (662) Subject: LAP dances Or AIR dances??? Hey those prices are pretty good! But what I wanna know is, are the Topless dances full contact grind or are they full of AIR with very little touching allowed??? WTF is up with those nude peepshows behind GLASS??? Are those FREE and included in the admission? Because only a Complete IDIOT would pay for that. Hey WIZ/p00fy have you guys been here lately? Is it worth it? Date: 12/6/2010 11:12am Name: Venus_Faire (New) Subject: New and Improved Club - Discrete and Hot! Hey guys! Be sure to check out the new and improved Venus Faire, the hidden jewel of Los Angeles, located in North Hollywood. The admission is $5 but free everyday before 10AM. New regular hot dancers of every race,from tall gorgeous models to hot black, asian and european babes! Featuring Ponrstar Carrie Ann dancing regularly at the club! What sets this place a part from the rest is the fact that they're a peepshow club; that's when the girls dance fully nude begind glass in a private and discrete room, only viewable to the paying customer. There's a new VIP Topless Lap Dance area. $20 for 4 minutes. $30 for 9 minutes. 25 Minutes for $60 and 40 minutes for $100. Make any of these a two-girl show for an additional cost. Venus Faire is the best of both worlds: sex shop up front featuring toys, oils and DVDs, and in the back there's a unique blend of topless lap dancing and full-nude peepshows. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 11/11/2010 9:27pm Name: thardaway (New) Subject: new grls Are there any new/cute girls working here? Went in last month and it was pretty slim pickings. Date: 6/8/2010 12:49pm Name: bigeyes (1) Subject: a bit pricy stopped by this place and the girls were cute. A bit pricy for what I got. Date: 5/27/2010 1:51pm Name: dino (12) Subject: Better than your average strip club! I haven't been to VF in over a year. The club really has changed, there is a nice new stage with tables and chairs where the girls dance for you then there are private lap dance booths (topless) which they didn't have before. I had a lap dance with a sexy brunette there was no air dance, there was contact but definitely nothing more than a nice close lap dance. After the lap dance we went to the booth where I was able to see her totally nude, they also have the phones but they don't seem to ring anymore so I had to knock on the glass so she could pick up on her side. All in all it was a great time. I also noticed some familiar faces of girls from other LA clubs that I visit. If you like petite brunettes I recommend Sasha, Desiree and Chanel. I'll definitely be visiting again soon. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 5/25/2010 9:55am Name: ClubRat (19) Subject: Club is Getting Better Went by last week.....They have some hot girls there now. This place is on the upswing..... Date: 5/24/2010 2:27pm Name: Panther007 (30) Subject: paris house has real rivate rooms. Paris house in Hollywood has hot girls to choose from. They take you to a private room with no glass between you and the girl. Date: 5/18/2010 7:40pm Name: frankee2009 (New) Subject: Black is Beautiful! There are some ebony dancers at VF! So hot!!!! Great backside, topside, all sides! Gotta go and get a lap. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 3/2/2010 11:08am Name: raul (22) Subject: weekday on Lankershim I stopped by this place one afternoon and I was shocked that there was more than one hot girl working instead of the 2 old uglies as usual. New management has a taste. As for mileage goes, I am not sure there is much but I did get a lap and it wasn't as bad as one might expect. It was lapping no air with a very beautiful girl and I didn't press to see how much touching was to be had. I'll check again though. Date: 2/5/2010 7:40pm Name: Luv2grind (32) Subject: some girls allow a little touching I found once a girl gets to know you here they allow a little fun. Most guys buy a dance and basically try to negotiate a fuck, and when they get turned down they try to grab as much as possible, kind of like some of the strip clubs. However if you let the girls stay in control they will eventually allow you to touch and play a little. So its not a totally hands off joint, you just have to go slow. Date: 2/4/2010 9:18am Name: BuddyX (14) Subject: Interesting Convo Overheard at VF I stopped by recently at this place to score condoms, since the brand I like is hard to find (definitely not a pharmacy brand) and VF is not too far from my office. While I'm at the counter, a dancer is standing there chatting with the cashier. Latina, looked mid-30's, tall, skinny, flat chest, flat ass and defintely unattractive. I'd rate her a 4/10. Anyway, she said that she hated doing lap dances because "the guys wanna fuck and suck and I don't do that." I thought to myself, whoa...you can't even touch women at this place, let alone get them to do anything to you. But if it was her in the booth, I wouldn't touch her skanky ass with a ten foot pole! It's just too bad that the days of relief in the peep booth are pretty much history. Date: 1/7/2010 2:22pm Name: TrimDog (7) Subject: Cute Brunette So I went and checked this place out again, and the remodel looks pretty good. Didn't get a lap because the girl I thought was cute was already in one of the peep booths, so I figured I go with that. She was a cute Brunette, skinny, and maybe with a British accent? Any know her name, got any intel? Thanks, Peace out, TD Date: 10/16/2009 5:41pm Name: Luv2grind (7) Subject: booths I went about a month or so ago and was pleasantly surprised. It looks alot nicer, there were 2 cute girls so i decided to try the laps. Fun but mostly air, the good thing was after the lap i asked about the old booths whcih are still there. It was kind of fun having a booth session after lap session. Date: 9/30/2009 12:20pm Name: TrimDog (5) Subject: New Management Anyone go here since the mgmt changed. Is it good? Can you still do the dances where the girl takes off her clothes behind the glass? If so, what are the prices $ and how long do the dances last? And what's the talent look like now that they're under new mgmt. I went to this place a while ago, and had a great time. I'd love it if they could get better girls and make this place awesome. TD Date: 5/20/2009 3:31pm Name: CJ6051 (New) Subject: Are there still private shows done here? Do they still offer private 1 on 1 shows here or is it all just lap dances in a lap room? Thanks Date: 4/30/2009 4:35pm Name: dino (11) Subject: Bella and Chanel Went in to VF last week and had a hot 2 girl show with Bella (new girl) and Chanel. They actually have similar bodies , both hot brunettes, natural tits, hot. Definitely the best looking girls I've seen working in there. I recommend them alone or together. Date: 3/17/2009 3:09pm Name: Wavy_Crockett (6) Subject: re: Midly Wild I also stopped in about a month ago to check out the new lay out. Judging from your description, i think i got a dance the the same girl and got about as much action. I noticed they had cameras in the dance area (or at least something that looked like it had a camera inside) so i wasnt sure if it was just the dancer who wouldnt let me touch. I was in a hurry so i didnt try my luck out with any other girl. Date: 3/9/2009 5:17pm Name: originaledstone (3) Subject: Mildly wild Private topless lap dances to be had here in a curtained off cove. Better value can be had at many traditional clubs. I used to go here many years ago when it was basically a peep show with glass partitioned booths and slots to pay and slip the girl tips. It was an easy place to go to relieve yourself while watching a naked girl. Cheap thrill. Not having been in a very long time, and having read about the new layout, I decided to stop in and check it out. By outward appearances, little seems to have changed, except that what was once a large dance floor surrounded by individual viewing booths has been replaced by a video viewing are. Entry is $5, and an 11 minute topless lapdance is $25 (posted rate.) My chosen dancer, a nice looking, nicely endowed gal with a British accent, took me up front to pay -- this being the sex shop area. I gave the cashier two twenties, and he confusedly made change, giving me back $15. So I'm five bucks ahead. Back in the booth, my dancer closes the curtains and removes her top, revealing one of the nicest sets I have seen in some time -- not too big, lovely stand-up nipples, and the show begins. But not until she advises that I have to give her $15 first. I fish for a twenty in my pocket, she thanks me and we begin. While i was allowed to rest my hands on her ankles, my attempt to hold her waist was met with a gently removal. There was ample sexy talk and even an apology that no touching was allowed. Nice grindage too. In response to a complement on her attributes, she did say her nipples were very sensitive, and she seemed to like when I gently blew on them. When she faced me, my face was about two inches from the object(s) of my desire, but alas, it was all look and no contact at all. I thanked her and left, and checking my pocket found that I still had all my twenties, and one five, but no ten. Instead of tipping $5 more than asked, I shorted her $5. Oh well, life happens. All in all, I'm glad I stopped in to satisfy my curiosity. I don't think I will be going back, as with a coupon from the local weekly, and judicious planning, my dollars can go a lot further (mileage-wise) at some of the local strip clubs. For a non-threatening fairly tame experience, however, I can't say it was a total loss. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 12/8/2008 4:56pm Name: jaytee (222) Subject: laps Anyone had theirs lap dances? I called & was told the are $50 for 15, minutes, and also 20 minute and one hour dances. Sounds interesting Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 10/6/2008 10:38pm Name: luvgirlsgirls (New) Subject: Hotties You should go visit the girls here. went the other day and there was 3 girls Brooklyn(latina), Beverly(black), and Honey(a mixed girl)also the new one. Got a Show From Brooklyn great girl and has a great body. You should try and go see those girls they are all great. There is also lap dances now. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 9/18/2008 9:47am Name: jco (New) Subject: postings? Hey where's everybody at? Just want some more details on this place Is it worth going to with the new setup? Just curios. Date: 9/8/2008 3:03am Name: billofla (New) Subject: The Valley Ball Club has seen better days. I've been going there for about 30 years. I went friday and sunday and they were very quiet. I can remember times, years ago, when both the front and rear were full every week, and you almost had to wait in line to get a private dance, But there are a few good girls that keep me coming back. Alley was very sweet and real. I enjoyed the dance and the effort to please. Talking to her was especially nice. This is the kind of girl that reminds you of a favorite girlfriend. And a very sensual dance! ERica also gives a very erotic dance, and is also very nice to talk to. Great, positive attitude and no "air" dancing! Date: 7/15/2008 11:42pm Name: kennyg (83) Subject: Testing This club still sucks!! Date: 7/14/2008 7:35pm Name: Racers (New) Subject: test test Date: 6/24/2008 12:53am Name: kennyg (82) Subject: This place still sucks I decided to stop in and see what this new VIP Lap dance buzz was all about. I got a free pass in the LA eXpress and went in. Most of the old booths have been replaced with a long seating area with sheer curtains.. YOU can still see in, so no privacy. There were only two chicks working tonight. One was on her cellphone and the other just walked past me and never said anything. They still have the video booths, but what's the point. The store is still there just charging more for videos. Club Dancers Attitude Date: 4/25/2008 10:53am Name: Plebe (77) Subject: New VIP??? So what's the 411 on these $50 per 15 minute, $100 per half hour VIP shows that they are advertising? Hopefully something way different from when they tried to do "lap dances" several years ago. Are they finally trying to offer an experience more like the modeling studios (e.g. Eros) that provide private rooms with no glass partitions or telephones? Date: 12/13/2007 3:45pm Name: ClubRat (1) Subject: This place sucks I used to go here a lot. This place used to have some fine looking babes. Went there last week--it totally sucks now. The place has new management and they dont know what the f**k they are doing. Date: 10/21/2007 10:12pm Name: BigJerry (16) Subject: does anyone know if management changed here? usually when a place changes in this manner, going from pretty good to unbearably bad, it's because of a change in pwnership. before arriving the other day I called the club to see who was dancing. the recorded line hadn't been changed since last April! unbelievable. and the women looked like trannies. well, the two who were working. congrats management, you've run a decent club into the ground. Date: 10/15/2007 8:38pm Name: kennyg (79) Subject: VF Sucks I totally agree with your Buddy! I was there this afternoon and only ONE dancer. This place used to be rocking a few years ago. I do like the improved store but backroom totally sucks now! No more dancefloor, WTF were they thinking. I checked out the video booth, half the video were gay porn. This place totally sucks now! Club Dancers Attitude Date: 10/15/2007 10:56am Name: BuddyX (6) Subject: VF Son of bitch shit...this place has truly become the devil's rectum. They recently "remodeled" the dancefloor area, and I have no idea what it is now, but it's probably one huge video viewing room (read: jerkoff central). Too bad, because the dancefloor was a good alternate option when there were no decent girls in the booths. Speaking of which, the women in this place are of the lowest quality ever. There used to be some real lookers in this place, but now they're all 3's and 4's. Last week, there were only three girls: one older brunette with a flat chest and huge hips, a rail-thin blonde that looked like a tranny and a black girl who looked like a streetwalker on Crenshaw. This joint officially blows. Not worth the $5 cover just to get in. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 7/22/2007 6:21pm Name: TrimDog (1) Subject: Seriously, How long are the dances? Does anyone know how long the dances are at this place, and how much? Also, any favorite girls, and the quality of dances? Any hot asian girls? Thanks TD Date: 7/19/2007 2:34pm Name: sn_cardwell (1) Subject: DEVON I REMEMBER SEEING THIS GIRL AWHILE AGO. SHE WAS LATIN AND HAD A REAL GOOD BODY.GREAT ASS AND TITS. VERY SWEET AND SEXY. LOST TRACK OF HER AFTER SHE LEFT, BUT HAVE SINCE FOUND HER. SHE IS NOW AT EXOTIC CITY ALONG WITH SOME OTHER GIRLS FROM VENUS FAIRE. SHE WAS THE NICEST AND HER SHOWS WERE GREAT. THIS PLACE IS 60 BUCKS TO GET IN AND THE GIRLS WORKS OFF TIPS. NO GLASS, UP CLOSE AND VERRRY PERSONABLE. NO ONE LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER AND NO DIRTY BOOTH.REALLY WORTH SPENDING MONEY ON IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 7/19/2007 12:56pm Name: TrimDog (New) Subject: How Long do the dances last? Thinking about going to this place, my only question is how long do the dances usually last, and how much do they cost? thanks TD Date: 4/20/2007 4:41pm Name: trailerman (1) Subject: re: what's up here? Tami and Peaches are the best. IMHO Date: 1/11/2007 4:24pm Name: luvhotchicks (91) Subject: what's up here? no posts in over 6 months? What's happened to this place? Are there windows on all the doors which make things different than they were before? are there any hotties here? something, anything please..... Date: 6/19/2006 2:20pm Name: StripClubGals1 (2) Subject: HI Ladies! We are looking for dancers interested in advertising themselves for FREE on our site. Sorry guys the site doesn't launch until The July 4th!, but you'll have to check it out once it's up! Basically it lets you check out the dancers in the clubs before you pay the 20 bucks to get in!! We have listings of all the clubs in the US so when you travel this site is amazing!! So check it out the 4th of July! Now back to the ladies...this is a great way for customers to find you, especially if you change clubs often! You get your own webpage, photoshoot, and many more great things....so email us today for more info! For those dancers in the industry who don't want their pictures up you don't have to!! You can still have a page and schedule and evertyhing without pics...of you can take pics or your ass, feet, body but wear a mask...we don't care!!! Its up to you! But the numbers are down in all clubs and its pretty slow for most dancers everywhere....this may help you out!! Drop us an email...we can answer any questions you have!!! StipClubUniverse@yahoo.com http://www.myspace.com/stripclubuniverse Thanks, StripClubUniverse.com webmistresses los Angeles/Miami/NY Date: 6/14/2006 3:43pm Name: mike_d (3) Subject: FOUND BRANDI !!!!!!!! HOT! FOUND BRANDI !!!!!!! She only one worth seeing from venus faire...BRANDI! She now works at exotic city by the lax airport on la cienega south of century. This time NO GLASS !!!!! Worth every penny, 20 minute show for 60 bucks, girls work on tips. Same setup as in "comfortable" wise, but MUCH BETTER. Closer more private, im a new regular for sure!! Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 3/3/2006 2:29pm Name: moonglum (62) Subject: Spice Well I popped into the Faire on Weds. I caught just a glimpse of Kendall as she was scooped up by someone else and whisked away into her little room. She looked pretty hot in a school girl outfit I believe... But I have no complaints as I got a show with Spice -- she has been away a year and it must have done her good, because she looks great! Very toned and trim. Tai food and Tai-bo she said. I asked about the LA Weekly flyer, and alas, looks like I missed the boat. They discontinued it this week. :-( oh well. One thing I will say is I think there has been some kind of management change at the Faire. In the last few months I have noticed the staff has been friendly and even helpful--as opposed to the sour, grumpy treatment I have been used to. It's a welcome change! Date: 2/24/2006 2:15pm Name: moonglum (59) Subject: It's Alive! Hey, it's great to see some life on this board again. Hello, Kendall, I don't believe I've ever seen you at the Faire before. I noticed that there is something on the website about double time every day with an LA Weekly Flyer -- I will check into that. Also, an old favorite, Spice is back. Now if they could just get rid of those windows... Also, to the guy who posted about Jaime--any info on when she works? Date: 2/24/2006 12:29pm Name: Kendall (1) Subject: LOL! I meant you can't beat the price! LOL! Date: 2/24/2006 3:40am Name: Alpha_Motalis (6) Subject: For 20 bucks you can't beat it? I thought that was the whole raison d'etre of this place! Date: 2/23/2006 11:40am Name: Kendall (New) Subject: Come in and See us! We're not like the rest of the Los Angeles clubs! Super sexy shows with great looking girls for $20 you can't beat it! Explore your fantasies and worry about heavy hustling or ladies drinks. Come prepared for a good time. Look for me Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, And Friday Nights. Club Dancers Attitude Date: 2/21/2006 11:02pm Name: BigMyke (1) Subject: Somewhere else.... I have been a VF customer for many years but lately I have found it dissapointing to go there. The girls just arent't that great looking lately and they don’t wanna be there. I understand that it might not be the best job in the world-but that’s not our concern as customers. Anyway, I went to Jolar Cinema in sandiego. It's the same set-up as the VF. I saw this gorgeous little italian-american girl, all tits and ass and a cute face too...dark straight hair...light skin. I bought her a vibrating egg and a dildo, paid my money in the booth and watched her go to action properly (ofcourse I had to tip her well to do this) she just went for it and I made myself very comfortable while I watched. It was awesome. After that, going to VF just....well...sucks. I also checked out Eros Station in Van Nuys you go into a private room , she does her show, and you can even masturbate if you wish (legally). Except it's 100 bucks per 20 minute show. Many of the girls will give you a strip show and a bit of a lap dance so you get the best of both worlds. I saw Samantha the last time I was there she can talk dirty, spread it wide and she even enjoys her work. By the way, I think this is where Jamie is working at now. Date: 1/19/2006 1:28pm Name: moonglum (58) Subject: Brandi Yes this place is so damn skanky, but Brandi is great. Man what a body! Wish she'd work somewhere's else... Date: 1/15/2006 11:17am Name: JM (1) Subject: yeah. Brandi This place is too skanky for even me, but Brandi was worth it. Date: 12/14/2005 11:16am Name: trailerman (New) Subject: who's hot? I see several new girls on the list at VF, any recommendations? any really busty girls? Date: 12/8/2005 10:38am Name: cnote1500 (2) Subject: CAMERAS?!?!?! The last time I was in there, which may be the very last time, I was in a show in the booth closest to the back door. I was looking into the girl's booth, taking care of business, and I could have sworn I saw a camera in the ceiling above her, aimed at the guys side, with a light shining in from her side. It seemed like they are recording the guys! Anyone else see this? Date: 9/27/2005 9:19am Name: moonglum (50) Subject: unonimus I personally recommend Jane and Brandi. Jane is a very cute little asian-esque girl with sexy eyes and nice naturals. Brandi is a very tall white brunette with an incredible figure. Both are very friendly and fun. Date: 9/26/2005 11:05pm Name: unonimus1 (53) Subject: anyone been here lately any hot girls to check for? Date: 9/6/2005 6:03pm Name: DancerATM (6) Subject: I was at the NASCAR race this past weekend & no girl was shifting my gears ! What a ripoff that was ! Anyway I've been going to VF for about 15 years. Back in the day there was total privacy. Now there are little windows in the doors & signs telling you "law enforcment may enter this booth at any time". That being said, the place seems quite busy and i should know cuz i go there a lot. The girls are VERY nice & most love to talk on the phone. I've NEVER seen any "BACON" around this place. I could recomend this place simply because it's a change of pace for us PL's. C YA ! Date: 9/2/2005 9:02pm Name: cerahas (2784) Subject: Getting Caught? Dud, you got caught spanking? where? how? LOL.. Date: 9/2/2005 4:44pm Name: louis (3076) Subject: cnote1500 The odds are about the same as getting a traffic ticket which are low,But I got both LOL. I myself hate to admit this but got caught last year and was arrested. I had to pay a heavy fine. So be very careful I wouldn't recommend jerking it here or even bothering showing up to this place. You're better off just renting a porno and beating off to it in the privacy of your own home. Why take a chance, It's just too risky now as <cop> try to bust a person for anything especially now since this club ain't got any privacy. LOU"It's better safe then Sorry"IS Date: 9/2/2005 2:17pm Name: cerahas (2782) Subject: terms of endearment nascar is when a girl drives your stick shift like she is going into turn 4 at talladega. KYOSO - knock your own shit out aka shake hands with the unemployed. My issue with VF is that it prolly should be free or a lot cheaper, i mean it is essentially porn. and i have the best porn ever, a lifetime subscription to blondebangers.com at 10 bucks a month - i think it is the greatest porn only cause they have a group of bonus sites like her first anal, her first fucking a dog, her first sticking a watermelon up her ass. the real highlight of these tapes is not the f-ing, it is pretty disgusting and hard not to be turned off cause the duds doing the fucking look like the white fuckos at SRVN and some of em even have grey fucken hair (fucken boomers), the best part is where they pick up the girls who are supposedly first timers (unreal that all these first timers have gaping asses that could take a toaster oven) - it is always some place in the valley, either a park, a mall, a street corner, and i pride myself on being able to ID the place in less then ten seconds. given that VF is glorified porn, paying 200 bucks an hour rate (plus the outrageous 2 dollar cover) to knock one out just does not make economic sense, unless you figure in the advantage of having a dud mop your shit up for you. Date: 9/2/2005 12:39pm Name: moonglum (47) Subject: Nascar? Uh...what is heavy nascar? And for that matter what is KYOSO? Jimmy Page's next album? Just curious, Cerehas. I like your posts, I even read them about clubs I've never been to and never plan on going to. Date: 9/2/2005 12:28pm Name: cerahas (2781) Subject: Jacking off at Venus Faire I did two sets of shows with girls here and they both said they could see the action. SO if you have performance anxiety, dont KYOSO here. One was a fucken legend - jamie - she had the greatest ass ever. I could not manage to burp the worm only because i did not know that is what you are supposed to do, i went in cause there were laps (this was in 1999) and she was like, the lap room is full, but you can watch me strip, so i threw in 20 and she is stripping and stuff and she picks up the phone and was like you are supposed to get comfortable. I am like, i got my PL pros on, i am comfortable, so then she said, no i mean like more comfortable, and i am like, your shitting me. and she said, no, anyhow, i said, i would rather do some laps. we did some and they sucked ass cause it was air. the other room i did here was with i think tabitha? (not of the vu), this girl could do an ass pucker and was rumored to be pretty trashy. so i went to get laps from her and the mop guy was also the lap room key guy so it was unavailable. this time she told me to pick up the phone and was getting me going, but then i heard the clearly audible "clean up in room #4" which meant (a) that some dud had made a mess like a fucken spaniel in room 4, (b) that they announce when you make like fucken spaniel and (c) that the mop guy would be busy fucken french quarter style remediating room 4. so i held off on the self serve and did laps with tabitha, they sucked as well. since then, i have not been back to the faire, other than to take a historic shit in 2002. I am not sure i get the attraction to beating off in those shoe boxes, but i am definitely for all the perversion - in fact, i bet that mishmakowskie would be more alarmed at the monkey spanking going on here than the heavy nascar at valley ball under the failing eyesight of bert. Date: 9/2/2005 10:55am Name: moonglum (46) Subject: Odds That's sobering news. I wonder what the penalty for getting caught is? Date: 8/31/2005 8:45pm Name: Howard (372) Subject: Re: Odds on getting busted No, the rooms are not private. At least not to the cops. They can walk in on you at any time and, if they catch you playing with your dick, you will be arrested for lewd conduct. Yes, the girl can see you through the mirror. A beautiful girl did a really nice tease for me and told me I could take my pecker out and jerk off. Back then there was no sign telling people they could be arrested for jerking off. So I jerked off. The weird thing was: she kept laughing hysterically. I didn't pay much attention at the time. I couldn't because the blood wasn't flowing to my brain. Years later I met this girl at different club. She had forgotten all about me then. But I still remember her. She told me about her work at Venus Faire and the mirror and the countless guys who came and paid money to jerk off while hearing her teases on the phone. Then she said she saw a guy with the smallest dick she had seen. "I tried not to laugh but I couldn't help it. His dick was so small he was jerking it with his thumb and forefinger," she recalled. Yes, you can jerk off at this place, but just to be safe, bring along a friend to look out for the cops and make sure your dick is of average size. Date: 8/31/2005 2:34pm Name: moonglum (44) Subject: odds I have never seen or heard of it-- I asked one of the girls once and she said she hadn't either -- but who knows? Does anyone have the 411? Date: 8/31/2005 12:48pm Name: cnote1500 (New) Subject: Odds on getting busted I went there once and had a very cute dancer, said she was a student at UCLA, she was young and partly, if not totally asian, possibly phillipino...very nice. It was weird though, she kept trying to get me to jerk off for her, but there were all these signs saying that the cops can bust in at any time. So I just did it with my hand down my pants...not very comfortable. So my question is, what are the odds of getting busted if you whip it out and take care of business...and can the girls see you do it? She seemed like she could, but I couldn't tell. Has anyone ever heard of or seen anyone getting busted in a private room? Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 8/12/2005 8:54am Name: moonglum (42) Subject: girls girls girls There were only three girls there at that time! It was tough to even get a show. Brandi is the only one I saw. But I know the other two girls. Jane is a cute little brown skinned girl with exotic eyes. She has nice big breasts that I think may even be real. She is very cooperative and is always fun. Charlie is another one of my faves. Great legs and tail. Cute giggle. Bumps the glass with her butt. Really there are a whole slew of new girls at this place that I have never seen. Date: 8/11/2005 9:42pm Name: kennyg (68) Subject: Brandi Moonglum, I am so glad to hear you had a great time with her. She is so nice and friendly, makes me want to return to VF more often. Maybe VF is on the rebound, I hope so, cause I had so much fun a few years back!! Moonglum, you are getting lazy or just gloating, what about the other ladies that day??? Just giving you a hard time!! happy lapping, kenny Date: 8/9/2005 7:48am Name: moonglum (41) Subject: Brandi Thanks kennyg. Based on your recommendation I went to VF and I did a show with Brandi. And boy, have I been wrong. She couldn't have been nicer and friendlier. I feel guilty now for saying she wasn't. It must have been an off day for her when I saw her last year. Anyway, I had a great time. She has the best body at VF and I have often wished she had been nicer so I could get shows with her. Well, now I guess I'll have to make up for lost time. Date: 8/8/2005 11:37am Name: kennyg (67) Subject: Moonglum Thanks Moonglum, I am glad you enjoyed it. I like reading reviews about a club(good or bad) so that I can make a choice to check the club out and know what to expect. The Answer to your questions: 1) Paris is the name of the sultry latina that was there that night. Sorry about that, but that happenes when you are writing the review so late. 2) "You seemed to have fun with Brandi". Well, since you can read between the lines, yes i did. I am sucker for long legs and brunnettes, what can I say gulity as charged. She was standing outside her room and was just friendly to me. I remember years ago there was an asian chick everyone raved about, but when I did a show with her, we didn't click. Moonglum, so go back and see her, if it is not what you want, there are other ladies to meet there. happy lapping moonglum p.s more reviews to come Date: 8/8/2005 8:38am Name: moonglum (39) Subject: kennyg This is the kind of post I like to see. An actual review of the club and a report on the girls. Thanks kennyg. A few questions: 1) You listed Alicia twice -- what was the name of the sultry latina? 2) You seemed to have fun with Brandi. I am curious. When I gave her a spin she was very bored (and boring during her dance and wouldn't even talk to me). What was your experience like? Considering her looks I'd love to give her another chance. Date: 8/7/2005 10:05pm Name: kennyg (66) Subject: Cerahas Comparing VF and the Vu is like comparing apples and oranges. Both places offer two totally different experiences and I like both. I remember the Vu when it first opened and when they had the "original" bed dances there, those were great. Like all clubs, Vf has had its ups and downs for the many years I have visited this place. My post was just commenting on how nice it was. Yes, there are windows but the guard walks around and makes sure no one gets a free show. Happy lapping Cerahas Date: 8/7/2005 9:18am Name: cerahas (2632) Subject: kenny what did they do with the jack booths? are there now windows? ten bucks for that stage show is a total ripoff. I am sorry, i like this place and admire its mission, but for 1-2 bucks you can go to the vu and, unfortunately, there are some duds who apply the hand brake right at the stage. Date: 8/7/2005 12:14am Name: kennyg (65) Subject: Sat Night Tonight, I felt like crusing the valley and reminising about all my old hang outs and stuff I did in college. So, I decided to drive on over to VF. Well, for starters, the area has changed. There are now 3 night clubs around VF, which has increased the number of people and cars in the area. Parking was tight but I found a spot. I haven't been inside this club for a few months but prior to that it has been about a year since I was, but both times I just left without the desire to return again. As I walked in to pay the doorman, I was greeted by Brandi, a tall, very leggy brunnette who gracious greeted me while she was getting change. I was impressed and knew things had change for the better. There was a total of 4 ladies, brandi, Anna-reddish hair and a great smile, alicia -blondie beach bunny and alicia- a sultry latina type. Admission is the same but the dance floor prices went to 10 but everything else remains the same. The store was nice and the staff was in a good mood. So, I was impressed who nice it was for a saturday night compared to other times i would like to forget now. I will return and probably see brandi. Club Dancers Attitude Date: 5/7/2005 10:30pm Name: unonimus1 (3) Subject: now dat jamies gone, who da one to watch? iz dis place safe? how cum dem chikz dont lap? dey dirty or dey nice lukin'? how cum parking suckz? dey down for us to beat, and shit...why da windows? cops cum in while we cumin and blow our high...dats wack shit, yo! so how iz dis place? Date: 5/5/2005 3:49pm Name: cerahas (2104) Subject: i missed jamie too never could make it to the faire for her last days. i still remember her doing a lap dance on me and her ASS was incredible - of course the mop guy interrupting us killed the mood. from now on, any girl of any import there (and i checked the site, it is like 10 girl staff - there used to be 30 or so), can say I am a jedi, like JAMIE before me. Date: 5/5/2005 2:32pm Name: moonglum (38) Subject: Jamie I can't believe I missed Jamie's last day. I had no idea she was retiring. She will be missed. Date: 5/5/2005 11:16am Name: Gary_for_Dora (2) Subject: Looking for 'Dora' Dora stopped working at Venus Faire a few months back & I haven't been able to find her. Anyone know where she works now? Date: 4/29/2005 11:45am Name: cerahas (2065) Subject: beating i have not beaten here since they did laps, this was in 1999?? the last time i paid cover to get in was prolly in 2001 when i had to use the facilies in a massive maalox moment. the level of talent was not that great although the bathroom more than made up for it. However, this jamie girl is unreal. At the vu, she would have made enough to buy venus faire. as i recall, she has this angelic almost porcelain face, nice hair, good body and just the most perfect ass since laila von i forgot her last name (she was a teller at a branch of B of A i used to work at and to whose image i masturbated most of 1987 to). I think she is the equivalent of ALEXIA or SABRINA at the vu and VB, respectively. i will be going on saturday to see her. Date: 4/29/2005 12:52am Name: StickyFingers (42) Subject: Re; Like a frieght train Hey cerahas, do you have any particular dancers here you prefer to beat-on too? Date: 4/28/2005 12:23pm Name: cerahas (2052) Subject: Like a freight train I am rolling today to VF. I am unclear on the protocol - i mean i jerk off a hell of a lot, but is it more awkward now. And dont any fuckoes dare to hold me from jamie. Date: 4/26/2005 3:45pm Name: cerahas (2025) Subject: Jamie retiring? zbone posted that this is jamie's last week. If there was a jedi at VF it would be her. Date: 3/10/2005 10:05pm From:   StickyFingers (24) Subject: cerahas Thanx cerahas!!! ..... I think!.. :-I Date: 3/9/2005 8:37am From:   cerahas (1838) Subject: Sticky You made me laugh out loud today. Date: 3/7/2005 11:26am From:   discovolante (3) Subject: question for Aiko... Hi, Aiko - good to see you back on the board. You and Misty are my favorite dancers. What happened to her? I'm glad you're still working at VF.... Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 3/4/2005 4:13pm From:   aiko (2) Subject: that was a misunderstanding the dancers can Not see you through the glass, unless you stand really close to the window. this may not apply to booth # 2 or 3, it's totally see through in there. if you wearing bright color clothes or hat it will help you to be visible to the dancers. anyways everybody^^ have fun at the VF Date: 3/2/2005 6:13am From:   discovolante (2) Subject: c-thru the girls can definitely see you through the glass. I know, because they've given me the "thumbs-up" (or whatever) at, um, the moment of crisis.... Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 3/1/2005 10:23pm From:   StickyFingers (23) Subject: My last stop of the night After being @ VIP Showgirlz and Deja Vu, I thought I'd hit this place up knowing there in the same city in N. Hollywood on a early morning Mon. @ 2:30am. Given the fact that I've never actually been here before. I've read a couple of post here way back when it seem to be a great thee place to go to. So I figure, why not. I'm around the area. And I'll never have the chance to come back here again. So I go in. The first thing you see are the smut video's that they sell, and there's a guy @ the register asking if I needed any change of cash, just let him know. So I proceeded head to the back area were all the magic happeneds. I remember the guy @ the register telling me that there was only one dancer working that night. So I figured, better than nothing. I kinda felt like an idiot walking in circles try to figure out how this works. Luckily the dancer came out of the booth and ask her questions about how it all works. She was really helpful about it(cacasian, petite, all natural 32 B cup rack, nice ass) , and ask me to go in this booth were she goes inside the next small cubical room were there's a really high bed, and bright lights. She told me it was $20 but to break it $10 a piece to put it in a machine that looks like a money changer. And it was about 5 minutes long. So I did. There's also a small money insert for tipping too. Someone mention about the if the dancers could see you through the glass. She told me it was a one-way mirror and only the PL could see right through the glass. I tried making funny faces and actually moon her. But she didn't seem to react to it. The show seem to be decent. She didn't actually did any touching of the poontang. All in all, this place is great if you like to spank the monkey while watching. Not my cup of tea, but interested in coming to see other hot eye-candies back though... Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 2/26/2005 11:10pm From:   cerahas (1787) Subject: Summation Moonglum's post was pretty all complete. the point is to get a show from a girl, and, within limitations, given our Democrat run Los Angeles (they being the liberal tolerant types except when it comes to the odious perversions of the san fernando valley male), the girl tries to get you to do a self service clock cleaning. In the private rooms, which are 20 bucks for the times set forth by moonglum (although that website says it is double time tonight and friday), you get to see the girl thru a glass and there is a phone so you can talk. Inside the girl's room is a big sign saying something like "remember you are being taped and dont do nothing crazy" - i think the no nos are the girls touching their coochie. So this is all supposed to get you to bust a fat ol nut. So you spend money until you nut. THen, in the most mortifying sequence, the girl who you were watching, say in booth #2, calls the front desk and the front desk announces over the loudspeaker "cleanup in booth #2", meaning that you made a big mess on the floor or glass, and the mop guy has to clean it. Why they can't get headsets in there is beyond me. I went to the place 4 times like in 1997 cause they had laps, but they were incredibly unberably tame, and i never could get myself off there, i just thought the scene as a little too intergalactic. THe girl i saw there and got laps from is supposedly still there, a white girl with a cute face and the best ass i have ever seen on a white girl - she is jamie and is apparently a jedi of the faire. ALthough i dont like the place, i commend any place fighting the power these days, except for VIP showgirls. Date: 2/25/2005 4:05pm From:   Dontbshy (2) Subject: TO: 1Moonglum RE: Info Thanks alot for all the info. I appreciate it. When your getting a private show can the girls see in the booth(Or is it too dark)? Also, Once you get a private "Show" from a girl, do you get the F*** outta there or what? Do you ever talk to them afterwards? HA HA! I'm sorry man, I mean do you ever go into another booth with a different girl? Not to get too personal, but uh, How long should I expect to stay and how much money should I bring? Thanks Again! Date: 2/24/2005 1:28pm From:   moonglum (35) Subject: help Let's see I'll try to help as much as I can. When you get there you will pay $2 to go into the main room. In the main room you can either choose to go into one of the $4 booths or walk around and check out the girls. The $4 booths ($2 to activate the window / $2 tip for the girl) are connected to one big room where one girl dances. You cannot see her before hand nor can you talk to her. The shows last for maybe two to three minutes. The rest of the area is several private showrooms. There are usually at least three girls working at any time. Each girl stands in front of her private room and you can check them out and decide if you want a show with them. I always ask them beforehand if they have a problem using the phone. If they do, I pass. Usually they are very friendly. Once you select a girl she'll show you which door to go in. Then you put your money in the slots (you need two ten dollar bills for each five and half minute show (Mondays they are 11 minutes). That's all there is to it. I recommend you check out their website to see how many girls are scheduled at the time you are going. http://www.venusfaire.com/ Date: 2/24/2005 7:11am From:   Dontbshy (1) Subject: Can anyone help fill in some ?'s I have RE: Format>> I'm going to stop by this club either this weekend or next week sometime. I've never been there before. Can somebody briefly explain or summarize the protocol( Or what I should expect during my visit.) Reading the reviews on this site helped me get an idea what this place was like. Hopefully one of you can fill me in and give me somewhat of an idea of what to expect, or what to be prepared for. I have many simple questions like the following: If I go there in the daytime on a weekday will there be one girl working? If not, do I just pick the girl I want, then go to our separate rooms? Or do I walk into a little room(booth)(w/ a little window) connected to her booth/room(stage)? Will I be able to speak to the girl if she decides not to pick up the phone? -Important stuff like that! Thanks in advance! Date: 2/24/2005 6:46am From:   Dontbshy (New) Subject: Can anyone help fill in the details oHelpll in the ?'s Date: 2/13/2005 4:11pm From:   BuddyX (4) Subject: Who the's new chocolate sista? Anyone know the name of the new black girl at VF? Short, about 5'3" or so, curvy and long black hair. Anyone had a show with her? Please advise. Date: 2/3/2005 12:39pm From:   SportFn (4) Subject: Jamie Cerehas, Jamie is the one with the nice ass and small boobs. She has the girl next door face...very cute. She has been working there for years...probably why Venus Faire makes any money. She's my ATF because she is so cute and can make her puddy talk. Also she is nice...she will let you let one fly as many times as u can in the time given. Most girls let there only let u do it once and the show is over...u get ripped off if you do it to fast. Windows still suck!!! Date: 2/3/2005 10:53am From:   Gary_for_Dora (1) Subject: No 1 knows Dora?! I'll kick out this question 1 more time, since I find it hard to believe that no one knows the answer.... Does anyone know what happened to 'Dora' from VenusFaire? I'm a huge fan of hers who really wants to find out if she's working anywhere here in town. Thanks! Date: 2/1/2005 2:06pm From:   moonglum (34) Subject: Where's Misty? Bummer. She was cool. Date: 1/31/2005 6:30pm From:   discovolante (New) Subject: where's misty? Misty - as a previous poster said - was great. Fun, sexy, and a good sense of humor (if you got to talk to her.) And really, truly nasty, in a sort of wink-wink kind of way. She got into it. But as of this week, she no longer works there. Anyone know where she went? Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 1/18/2005 4:24pm From:   cerahas (1647) Subject: Jaime is she the one with the amazing ASS, but kind of stretched marked? I remember she was the one who told me that i was supposed to knock my own shit out while she did nothing but writhe around. she did have an awesome ass though Date: 1/12/2005 2:10pm From:   jack53 (New) Subject: This place shoul go This place should be closed, the sooner the better. For the same money you spend here (2+20) you can have a decent lap dance with full contact without glass in many other clubs, some of them just half a mile away. I suspect the only reason they don't close this place is that they can't find a job for Jaime who is working there forever and just waiting until she reaches legal retirement age. Club Dancers Nasty Factor Date: 12/22/2004 7:24pm From:   s13 (2) Subject: megan Hey guys, If you like the style of venus faire then I highly recommend a place in San Diego called JOLAR cinema. It is the same style of show(behind glass) and you are free to do anything you like on your side. The shows start at $10 and go up depending on how long you want to go. The tips generally match that price. The big difference though is the nasty factor. Much better down there, they will do almost anything you want. My personal favorite is MEGAN. She is a super hot blond with a great workout body and fantastic t&%s. If you don't want to travel you can see her at Exotic City in LA, by the airport. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 12/16/2004 3:45pm From:   Gary_for_Dora (New) Subject: Where's Dora?! I'm upset to not see Dora's name on the schedule at Venus Faire. I used to be so into seeing her there that I've been staying away to keep my concentration on girls without glass in front of them. Now that I was about to go see her (& bring her some late gifts)...I see she's not on the schedule! Does anyone know anything about where Dora went??... My email: supervic2003@yahoo.com

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