Another Angel's Submitted Reviews

Another Angel's Submitted Reviews

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Date: 9/19/2011 3:32pm	Name: Dustystar502 (362)
Subject: If I learned anything at all from reading all the boards it's this
sal_acious is the king of trip reports

Date: 7/25/2011 5:49pm	Name: El_Americano (18)
Subject: thanks sal_acious...
...for the trip-report...I was thinking of checking it out...now I go somewhere else.

Date: 6/30/2011 6:53pm	Name: sal_acious (1143)
Subject: Real Time Trip Report
I'm up in this shithole bitch Right Now! Free before 6pm, $5 after. I haven't been here in so damn long, I forgot what this place was like. There's maybe like 5 girls in here and 15 fucken dudes pounding beers! The stage is freakin Huge! With 3 poles. The pool table is in the corner by the bar. Bikini lap dances are done IN-NA open room with NO privacy and a big burly dude watching what ever action you can possibly get in there. Prolly None. They also have a New Vip section. I don't know where the hell they put it or how private it is, but its $100 for a half hour. Not sure if its worth it. Looks like they got some good drink specials on Monday nights with Free Admission all night. $3 Domestic bottles $4 Premium bottles $7 Domestic pitchers $10 Premium pitchers Well, I don't see any Big Natural . SO I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!

Date: 6/2/2011 12:46pm	Name: four_loko_fun (New)
Subject:
just wantedd too sayy hi to everyonee. going to tryy new clubbs neww girlss neww fun coool...

Date: 9/30/2005 12:48pm	Name: Delta (1631)
Subject: thestylist
Can you grow hair as well as color it? If so, I'm interested.

Date: 9/30/2005 6:47am	Name: thestylist (11)
Subject:
15% off haira to all dancers and waitresses www.redkencolorist.com

Date: 8/26/2005 4:31pm	Name: Bunnie (5)
Subject: Kitteee
Hey. Haha Diamond. No, that wasnt my main email address, just one I made for this site and other sites like this. And I figured I'd just block anyone who emailed me that wasn't you. Now that I got ahold of you though I took it down. XDD No I'm not working there anymore, too much drama started with too many people and it really wasn't worth driving that far to put up with the schoolyard drama. A bunch of lies and this and that going around and it was stressing me out and I didn't need it in my life. So I'll move on to better things.

Date: 7/30/2005 3:34pm	Name: kitteee (1)
Subject: bunnie
i've totally emailed you 5 or 6 times. is that your right email address? i can't believe you gave it out on here. and that it's under your stage name. you're not turning into diamond or anything are you? i'm just kidding. but my emails would be from an address with my name (my birth name) in it. is precious still a manager, by the way? and are you still working at angel's?

Date: 7/25/2005 8:45pm	Name: kitteee (New)
Subject: bunnie
bunnie, are you my friend christi-chan that i used to work at angel's with? what the hell happened to you? are you still working there or at pleasure's? i miss you. and is that mark on there that used to be the doorman? it's funny that the same wanna-be drama is still going on at angel's. i wonder if now that i'm gone all the bitches ripped off all my signature moves that i practiced and taught myself, or do they still have ugly hoes shake their ghetto asses and make more money than the actual strippers? will angel's ever grow up and become a real strip club? if they did, maybe i'd come back now that i had the baby. funny how at 5 months pregnant i still looked hotter than 90% of my co-workers. but if any of my ex-co-workers that i could stand (you know which 3 you are) read this -->what up? oh, and does the bouncer daryl still work there? if anyone sees him, tell him i had a boy.

Date: 6/29/2005 12:05am	Name: vanity (3)
Subject: Baby Girl
Hey anyone seen Baby Girl? Where has she been. i want to see her.

Date: 5/26/2005 12:34am	Name: Bunnie (1)
Subject: JackbeNimble
First of all, did you stop to smell yourself before you walked into the club? Maybe you were sitting and stewing in your own foul stench while you were in there, because it hasn't smelled since the disgusting foutain came out. MAYBE you should BATHE before you go out, and also MAYBE that is why this girl made such a disgusted noise at you. STINKY. I can only imagine what YOU look like, so instead of complaining about ALL the dancers, check yourself first because I can gaurantee that none...NONE of them want your sorry a$$ STINKY self. WTF do you expect when you turn a girl down for a special, and tell her to "sit and talk" with you. You dont think she is losing money by not asking others when you are obviously not interested?? Why should she sit and "talk" with you and stroke your ego when you are not willing to give her anything. Why should she care about you. Men need to stop being so over critical about dancers, it is really annoying. Wear some deodorant and check the additude. Now I make that same annoyed digusted noise at you tooinsert noise and rolls eyes That is all for now.

Date: 5/24/2005 1:15am

Name: JackbeNimble (New)

Subject:

OMFG! I've been to this "Angel's" place. Now maybe I went on a bad night, but I figured some sort of warning needs to be given to others looking for a good time.
Now first of all, this place charged at a door that's in a small hallway before you can see what it's like inside. And there's a good reason for that; No sooner had I stepped foot inside did the nasty dirty septic tank smell stir up. And no matter where I sat, I couldn't escape it. The tables were sticky and the floors were filthy. I've never seen such a dirty dive in my life!!!!!!
And then the Fat parade began!! The elephants get their own showcase at this club. The D.J called a dance special and as all the hippos stampeded to the stage, I swore the beer in my pitcher started to ripple! My Jaw was dropped and I was praying my eyes would live through the night!
Was there not one decent looking dancer in the place?! Only snaggletoothes and fatties a plenty?! I was about to walk out then and there when a couple of hot as hell blonde lesbos sauntered out from the back. I waited patiently to talk to one of the two and soon one came up and asked me for a dance. Now I really wasn't in the mood for a dance but I wanted to talk to her, so I asked her to sit with me instead. But the bitch rolls her eyes and makes these disgusted noises before running off to giggle and point at me to her little Paris Hilton wannabe girlfriend. Now I must ask this--but is it so damn hard for a girl to have decently enough looks and be somewhat decent of personality? I would give these dancers ALL an "0", except for one: Christina! She was beautiful as well as fun and sweet. I think she is the main attraction of why anyone would want to come to the club.
So my case in point, unless you want a handfulla cheese and lard in the lap dance room or to deal with prissy chicks dumb enough to be retarded, stay away from Angels. (Unless of course you're there to marvel at the sexy salsa dancer Christina.) Oh yeah-- the beer and shots are watered down and the wine is the cheap shit. Let us not forget the endless string of bad Rap music broken up only by even more annoying raver dike bitch music. My ears were throbbing in pain even an hour after I left the club.
Now before I leave I must address the few good points, even though they were far and few between. They hold a raffle where you can win a new dirt bike on Wednesdays. I thought that was pretty cool and it might be the only reason, aside from lovely Christina, I come back. So there it is Gentlemen-- The down and dirty truth about Angels. If you came for the drinks or the girls you're likely to be dissapointed overall.