Your Ad Here Hostess Club Connection Reviews
Club Reviews
Alameda Strip Submitted Reviews
The following submitted reader reviews are opinions expressed by the reader, and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of this website or Z Bone. Furthermore, Z Bone reserves the right to redact or delete any submitted reviews at any time.
[Submit Review] [All Club Detail]


Date: 12/8/2011 3:11pm Whois Name: elcamaney (5)
Delete Subject: review
I dont get the people who run this place. Have hit this up and it get pretty packed, especially thur-Sat, you figure somebody would get it by now that the ratio of guys to gals is not adequate. hire some girls and it would not hurt to hire some good looking ones.

Top Back Home

Date: 9/6/2011 12:28pm Whois Name: freemason Z-VIP Member (485)
Delete Subject: Saturday night visit
...was happy to see a good selection of hot honeys in the house. I guess you only see them on Friday and Saturday nights. Saw Lexxi in the house looking like Amy Winehouse circa 2006. Chatted up this tall blonde named Cinnamon. Got a dance with this cute Salvadorian girl but forgot her name. Had a good time overall...

Top Back Home

Date: 7/24/2011 10:27am Whois Name: freemason Z-VIP Member (471)
Delete Subject: Monday afternoon visit...
...came by to pay a visit to my regular Veronica. She always treats me nice. Ate, had a michelada and then got some dances. Only 4 other girls at this club. As usual, not much to look at. Might come back here next month if I can sneak out early before I go to work...

Top Back Home

Date: 4/13/2011 12:39pm Whois Name: freemason Z-VIP Member (422)
Delete Subject: Tuesday night visit...
...didn't feel like going to Sam's back to back nights so I ended up here. It was kinda dead. The girsl I'm afraid were not very attractive. Lot's of heavu and older girls. Only one girl of note. Didn't get her name but she was slender and blonde with dhort hair. Had my usual Michealda and tried theyr wings. Great food here...just too bad the girls aren't up to snuff...danced with Jocelyn...she was alright...came once since my last post to see Veronica...still pretty good dance...wish this place would hire better looking girls...

Top Back Home

Date: 1/3/2011 8:20pm Whois Name: freemason Z-VIP Member (396)
Delete Subject: Thurday Evening Visit...
might very well been my last here. I came in the Thursday before Christmas around 4:30 PM. The place was actually pretty packed. I seeked out Veronica but she was busy. I was unable to get a dance. I have since visited Sams down the way from there. I'm not sure I will come back here. Sams is just better all around quality. I guess my run here did not last long. Might come if I have an opportunity to come real early like before 2PM. I'll then seek out Veronica again...if not...so long baby...

Top Back Home

Date: 12/21/2010 10:38pm Whois Name: THE_WIZ (342)
Delete Subject: Freemason
I would love too, but unfortunately I work both those days and I always work days so it's hard for me to make it to SC in the daytime. That's the reason I'm a night person. Hey why don't u roll to DVO this Thursday night if u can we're having a Zcon over there

Wiz

Top Back Home

Date: 12/21/2010 10:26pm Whois Name: freemason Z-VIP Member (394)
Delete Subject: Hey Wiz...
and gang, gonna try and make it down here on Thursday or Friday afternoon early if I can before the second security guard gets there. That way i can ensure a VHM dance from my mamacita Veronica. Was here a couple fridays ago later in the early evening but the mileage wasn't as high cause the second guard was there. He gets there a little before 5PM. I'm the tall guy with glasses sippin on a Michelada...come say whats up...peace! (Eddie is my name)

Top Back Home

Date: 12/18/2010 1:55pm Whois Name: THE_WIZ (327)
Delete Subject: What's This.....
What this I see....Sal u rolled without me........its cool there's always next time.

So u say all the mamacitas were Latinas. Me Latinas and there was a variety of tall, short, skinny, and gordas sounds good. Hope to check this place out soon.

BTW it sucks that u didn't get the chance to hook up with the girl with the GRANDE CHEECHEES


Wiz

Top Back Home

Date: 12/18/2010 1:30pm Whois Name: sal_acious (688)
Delete Subject: Trip Report
Sorry WIZ, I know you wanted to roll out with me to this club but I kinda decided last minute to come here. Next time for sure.

Yeah man this club is just the way I remember it being from the last time I came here many years ago. Free admission, cheap drinks and $10 bikini lap dances with even cheaper women and all with that nice neighborhood dive bar feel. There were short ones, tall ones, skinny ones and plenty of gordas. But no white ones, black ones or asian ones. Yup, all these chicas were latina flavor.

The club was pretty full and I noticed that a lot of the vatos were getting their chorizos grinded by some of the hot mamacitas on the couches. I wanted some of that hoochy too.

Then, finally I see this bonita senorita con GRANDE CHEE CHEES !!! I just could not get with her. She was busy all night with a table of like 5 homeys. I think they were all regulars because she would sit on one dude's lap and then he would pass her to his buddy. Then the dude would get up and take her to couch and do a bunch of laps. Then she would come back and sit on another guys lap at the same table and do the same thing all over again. Just passing her around the table, like a at a Cypress Hill concert or a hooker at one of Charlie Sheen's poker nights. LOL

I got tired of that shit quick and then bounced.




Top Back Home

Date: 12/4/2010 10:49pm Whois Name: DejaVuPrincess (5)
Delete Subject: Deja Vu Downtown LA
You've got to check out Deja Vu Showgirls in Downtown LA tonight! Over 25 sexy dancers doing balloon pops, dollar dances and girl on girl stage shows. Come in and ask for a dance from Tiara. She'll make you feel like royalty!

Top Back Home

Date: 11/30/2010 1:32am Whois Name: Addict Z-VIP Member (316)
Delete Subject: Re: Price Structure
Big Sal!!!!! Thanks for the info... I'll have to add this place to the "to-do" list!

So much value out there right now brother, not sure why anyone would frequent any of the money grubbing clubs.

Top Back Home

Date: 11/29/2010 9:07pm Whois Name: THE_WIZ (287)
Delete Subject: Freemason/Sal
Freemason thanks for the info and intel on this place. Now that's 2 girls to look out for when I roll; Lexi and Veronica

And Sal buddy yeah I'll be down to roll just give a heads up a few days before


Wiz

Top Back Home

Date: 11/29/2010 2:21pm Whois Name: sal_acious (648)
Delete Subject: Re: Price Structure
Hey Addict! Check it out bro. FREE Admission and $10 bikini lap dances Everyday!
This club has been on my hit list for quite some time now.
As soon as I get some time in the next coupla months I'll check it out again. I'll make sure to post a trip report too.
Hey WIZ are you down to roll?

Hey FREEMason did you see any Big Naturals while you were there?




Top Back Home

Date: 11/29/2010 1:50am Whois Name: Addict Z-VIP Member (315)
Delete Subject: price structure???

Top Back Home

Date: 11/28/2010 11:06pm Whois Name: freemason Z-VIP Member (388)
Delete Subject: Hey Wiz...
...that Sunday I went it was on night shift. But, peep this.
I came back on Friday after Thanksgiving. Man, O man! Better looking girls for sure. I sat down and hung out with this older girl named Veronica. She gave a good dance on stage and I tipped her for it. I guess like a lot of places the vibe is better on days. The security guard goes missing and the DJ and staff turned blind eyes. Mileage can be very high hear. Just make sure you get dances in the back facing the door. This way, the girls can see if the secuirty guard decides to come in for whatever reason. The 4 dances I got from Veronica were on my all time top 5 list of all time for a bikini/topless joint. Very sensual and even got to feed. This place is dope...definetly recommended...

Top Back Home

Date: 11/25/2010 8:11am Whois Name: kobe88 (612)
Delete Subject: THE_WIZ
Sounds good. I haven't been here in over a year. Look forward to a TR if you roll.

Top Back Home

Date: 11/25/2010 12:33am Whois Name: informed06 (176)
Delete Subject:
Date: 11/25/2010 12:18am Name: informed06 (175)
Subject: Thanksgiving
Deja Vu (alameda and commercial) is open thanksgiving day from 7pm till 3am with $100 half hours

Top Back Home

Date: 11/24/2010 7:19pm Whois Name: THE_WIZ (273)
Delete Subject: Kobe88
Yeah I'm aware this place is bikini it doesn't really matter thou. Just a little curious about Lexi. Maybe if I'm ever in the area one day I'll stop by and check it out

Wiz

Top Back Home

Date: 11/24/2010 6:21pm Whois Name: kobe88 (611)
Delete Subject: THE_WIZ
Unless things have changed, I believe this is still a bikini club. Not sure if you are aware of that WIZ, or if it even matters. Sometimes mileage at bikini clubs can be decent though.

Top Back Home

Date: 11/23/2010 10:08pm Whois Name: THE_WIZ (271)
Delete Subject: Freemason/Lexi
Freemason nice post. I must say u got me interested with that girl Lexi, slim young Hispanic she-devil sounds like my type of girl. And she's on another level compare to the others, might be worth making a trip. Got a questions what time did u roll? Dayshift or Nightshift?

Wiz

Top Back Home

Date: 11/22/2010 11:30pm Whois Name: freemason Z-VIP Member (387)
Delete Subject: Not bad...I must say...
...its good toknow that there are still places that offer $10 lap dances. Hadn't been here in about two years. Came by to grab some grub and have a drink. Place looks the same. They do now charge $5 for parking. It also seems the girls do hustle a little for drinks. The selection is your average "paiza" bar variety. But, there was one skinny young hispanic she-devil in the house: Lexxi. Wow, what movie script did she come from? Totally on another level from the other dancers. She was hot to trot. got a couple of dances. Not bad at all...will come back to check her out.

Top Back Home

Date: 4/30/2010 7:45pm Whois Name: solidgoldbrasss (12)
Delete Subject: Dancing DJ
Was at the club the same day as the other guy who saw the 'middle aged white guy' dance. The girls loved it and tipped him. Other than that, the applause was scattered. Didn't phase me. I was drinking. Seemed to me it was part of the show.
Club 4 Dancers 4 Nasty Factor 2

Top Back Home

Date: 3/17/2010 9:34pm Whois Name: Blueness (105)
Delete Subject: wallanon's SC report
[QUOTE=wallanon;5/30/2009] The DJ, a middle aged white guy in jeans, walks over to her and says, "You say you can't dance to this? Here's how to you dance to it!" He then commences to get on stage, walks over to what I think was a stripper pole (I was trying not to watch but it's like one of those car wrecks you just can't turn away from) and starts trying to do some sort of man booty shake. This goes on for the rest of the song, followed by dead, stunned silence... [/QUOTE]

ROFLMAO!

Top Back Home

Date: 2/18/2010 12:03am Whois Name: maxcostino (12)
Delete Subject: Nooner
Stopped by the other day to scout out the place and have a little lunch and drink. My Spanish sucks so it I was a little difficult to communicate. There were 4 ladies there each one that came out was thicker than the previous. Not particularly my type but they were all kept busy by other patrons. It's a nice laid back place and I may return after brushing up on my Spanish.
Club 2 Dancers 1 Attitude 2 Nasty Factor 0

Top Back Home

Date: 10/2/2009 12:53pm Whois Name: Latino (New)
Delete Subject: Venus
Does anyone know if Venus still works at Alameda Strip, if not where is she working at now?

Top Back Home

Date: 9/30/2009 8:03pm Whois Name: CAPI (New)
Delete Subject: adult con

Top Back Home

Date: 8/28/2009 2:00pm Whois Name: Ebonygirl (66)
Delete Subject: Any one know?
How to get an audition here?
I called a few times but who ever it was who
answered the phone couldnt speak English.
I was told to see Natasha.
Can someone tell me when she is there?
And is this a decent place to work?
Just looking for a few day shifts.
Thanks.
Does Unique still work here?

Top Back Home

Date: 6/1/2009 6:23pm Whois Name: COUNT (2)
Delete Subject: KEANNA
Does keanna get down at the lap dance area??

Top Back Home

Date: 5/30/2009 5:23pm Whois Name: Spooky (848)
Delete Subject: wallanon
on your trip through the OC...

make sure to check out TJ's Showgirls, Sahara Theatre Anaheim, Flamingo Anaheim, Taboo Anaheim, Cali Girls Anaheim, and Ecstacy in Costa Mesa

thanks, and keep up the good work

Top Back Home

Date: 5/30/2009 3:24pm Whois Name: wallanon (7)
Delete Subject: Imperial Showgirls (Anaheim)
Next time I'm near LA it's tops on my list. Not sure about Alameda Strip, though it made for a good story at happy hour.

Top Back Home

Date: 5/30/2009 3:06pm Whois Name: Spooky (845)
Delete Subject: wallanon
review Imperial Anaheim next...

Top Back Home

Date: 5/30/2009 1:04pm Whois Name: wallanon (6)
Delete Subject: Off the Wall: Like Something Out of Pulp Fiction
The club was lousy as a strip joint but seemed possibly decent as a locals only bar. It does have kind of a weird energy about it, though it was mostly laid back while I was there. Lots of wood around in that plain, country bar looking way. Little wooden tables straight out of a saloon/lunch room complete with cafeteria kitchen style seats. Some pool tables around the corner of the bar. I pull up a chair next to a square pillar by the corner of the bar and wait to be entertained. In the middle of LA I wasn't expecting to find a club with this look filled with black and latino customers. I've been to plenty of borderline dives and liked them just fine, so I'm not necessarily knocking the decor or clientèle.

Stranger still was the little exchange where a black dancer on stage refused to dance to the music the DJ was playing. She was standing over to the left of it by the ramp (stage is a good sized rectangle up front, not than anything was happening on it) talking to one of the regulars in between mouthing off to the DJ. Something about cutting the song and skipping to her type of music. Yes, it gets worse. The DJ, a middle aged white guy in jeans, walks over to her and says, "You say you can't dance to this? Here's how to you dance to it!" He then commences to get on stage, walks over to what I think was a stripper pole (I was trying not to watch but it's like one of those car wrecks you just can't turn away from) and starts trying to do some sort of man booty shake. This goes on for the rest of the song, followed by dead, stunned silence. Kind of like on NYE when I was standing in the intersection of Las Vegas and Flamingo waiting for fireworks over the casinos at zero hour and seeing nothing. Confusion, then a couple of people say what the hell and start clapping. Time to go.

Just as I was getting ready to leave one of the waitresses finally came over to ask if I wanted a drink. Glad I paid the $5 to park myself close because I couldn't leave fast enough. From out of town? Skip this place. Really.
Club 2 Dancers 2 Attitude 1.5 Nasty Factor 2.5

Top Back Home

Date: 5/29/2009 12:24pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (943)
Delete Subject: Anahi
Danced with her for the first time back on the first of this month...and needless to say...I do plan on buying more dances from her sexy !

Top Back Home

Date: 3/27/2009 12:59pm Whois Name: Henryk (New)
Delete Subject: Chanel
What happen to that one big boob girl i think her name is chanel she has a mary j plant on her back can some one help me out were she works at now are when she works

Top Back Home

Date: 3/12/2009 6:54pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (937)
Delete Subject: Where Are The Chicas ?
Dances are still $10 there....and that's good news...but where have all the girls gone? Saw more customers there in my short visit last night than the latter. One could go to any old bar if that person truly wants to drink. Seemes like it's been that way for quite awhile...I'm afraid!

Top Back Home

Date: 1/5/2009 4:18pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (931)
Delete Subject: Happy Belated New Year
Dispite not beeing in there for quite a while....I just wanted to pass that on to every one. See you soon!

Top Back Home

Date: 10/15/2008 5:34pm Whois Name: donnyb (82)
Delete Subject:
sooo who's the best dancer here?

Top Back Home

Date: 9/19/2008 1:56pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (914)
Delete Subject: Lupe
After some seven months awawy from this ...I droped back in on the 4th of this month...and It was slim pickings in terms of the number of dancers in there...so I gave her a go...and she was ok...not great. On the other hand the... girls have for quite awhile anayway been on a tight leash...but that dose not exactly mean I'll never try her again!

Top Back Home

Date: 8/11/2008 6:34pm Whois Name: AAA69 (13)
Delete Subject: Alexus
I've never been to this club before I'm usually a Nicholas regular but one of my favorite dancers from Nicholas left and I was told that shes dancing here now. Anybody seen her here? Shes a thick blonde latina with a good size rack and speaks with a little bit of an accent.

Top Back Home

Date: 3/14/2008 2:05pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (903)
Delete Subject: About Sam Man The Dj
You never quite know what that cat's going to play for the chicas to dance to...but just about all of it is cool. He's a large part of this club's uniqueness. Should he for some reason decide play the full versoin of "Time Is Here Today" by the Chamber's Brothers...or "The End" by the Doors...you bether be with the right girl. That dude rocks!

Top Back Home

Date: 3/9/2008 3:44pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (900)
Delete Subject: Bella
I recall bumping into her on that slow Thursday afternoone before hopping back on the Blue Line to go to U 10's. Needless to say...I passed on her...but that dose not mean I'll forget about the thick...raven haird chica either!

Top Back Home

Date: 3/7/2008 2:19pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (894)
Delete Subject: Carmen Has Appearently Left The Club
From what Krystina said that Saturday when she gave me a dance....Carmen quit...and she could not be reached on her cell. If true...that's too bad because she was a fun chica to get dances from!

Top Back Home

Date: 3/5/2008 1:41pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (886)
Delete Subject: May As Well Go Ahead And Keep The Handle I've been Using
Others have been calling me Wheels off and on from the time I was 17...and that of course was way before the exsistance of Z . A chiledhood friend of mine going by the name of STICKS on this site told me that I should be proud of my nick name on Monday Night...and you know what? I still am!

Top Back Home

Date: 3/1/2008 2:21pm Whois Name: louis (4514)
Delete Subject: Re; Wheels_2
Great Wheels, Hopefully you reach the 1,000th post count and the mimic_mimic handle WILL STAY AWAY FOR A LONG TIME!!!

Top Back Home

Date: 3/1/2008 11:39am Whois Name: Wheels_2 (881)
Delete Subject: Re; Louis
I'm doing it more on a lark. Most of you know that i'm on Prozach also...but I'll leave things as is for now...I guess?

Top Back Home

Date: 2/29/2008 2:42pm Whois Name: louis (4513)
Delete Subject: I shall be reborn as mimic_mimic_#2
I'm with you Wheels, I think I'll change my name to mimic_mimic_#2 and follow & copy your EVERY posts all over the board if you decide to change handles LOL.

Seriously why the change of handles? you are LEGENDARY PL under that name, But oh well if you can change so can I. I'm waiting too for zbone to email me my new name unfortunately someone took the name mimic_mimic already how weird is that

Top Back Home

Date: 2/29/2008 1:31pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (880)
Delete Subject: I Shall Be Rebron As Crazy_Wheels
Chanenged my handle as of yesterday...but I've not yet gotten my new password. Hope everything's ok with Z & Yhaoo because I'm having a hard time emailing him through my account right now for some strange reason!

Top Back Home

Date: 2/28/2008 3:17pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (879)
Delete Subject: Time For A Name Change
I plan to keep posting...but no longer under this name. I shall return!

Top Back Home

Date: 2/25/2008 5:17pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (878)
Delete Subject: About Ten Days Ago
I got a dance from Kristina...and she was damn well worth it... considering the club's resrrictions as far as contaact is concernd. She was fun!

Top Back Home

Date: 2/11/2008 12:38pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (877)
Delete Subject: A Mighty Slow Last Thursday Afternoone
Before heading off to Ultimat 10's...I decided to stop by...but there wasn't much going on sadly...and it was just as slow at the other place. That's just how the way it was!

Top Back Home

Date: 2/4/2008 8:32am Whois Name: llcoolrobb (1)
Delete Subject: Cindy or Dianna still there?
any 411 on cindy or dianna they both used to work there about a year ago i have not been in for a long time both were fine blonde latinas with big fake tits!

Top Back Home

Date: 1/14/2008 12:30pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (871)
Delete Subject: Happy Belated New Year To Everyone In The
Just thought I'd say that because I've not droped in the place in two months...and I miss being there after all! Is the former Oz chica...Alexis still dancing up there by any chance? Miss her too. Going to have to catch the Blue Line back on down there soon!

Top Back Home

Date: 1/13/2008 4:29pm Whois Name: solidgoldbrasss (8)
Delete Subject: Alameda Strip
What's up with the new cute girls. I always loved the place. Now I love it more.

Top Back Home

Date: 12/31/2007 9:22pm Whois Name: BOGOTA_LOVER (10)
Delete Subject: the big crash
nothing about the big crash on nov5

Top Back Home

Date: 11/14/2007 4:16pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (862)
Delete Subject: About Monica From AS... And Jeniffer...Formerly Of CO
For the first time in damn near six months...I decided to drop in back on the fourth of this month...which fell on a Sunday night. Anyhow...I had two dances with jeniffer that were realy more air than any than anything else. Drat...drat...and doubble drat! Conversely....I had three with Monica. Her's were more impressive....especialy the first two!

Top Back Home

Date: 9/13/2007 10:57pm Whois Name: BOGOTA_LOVER (9)
Delete Subject: cops ??????
Was there a bust on Sept 7 on friday night. It seems the others are trying to take down this place. Well the babes are hot, the beer is cold. My babe is here but soon to be gone, enjoy get those lap dances. Need to find another soon, drop some names or places to go.
Club 4 Dancers 4 Attitude 4 Nasty Factor 4

Top Back Home

Date: 8/12/2007 5:13pm Whois Name: Spawn (415)
Delete Subject: Another recommendation for boner
Hey Bro! Why don't you try their sister club out in the Valley... Club 7557 corner of Woodley and Saticoy by the Fly a Way in Van Nuys (just north or Sherman Way).

Smokin Hot Girls there, NO Ugly ones!!! Go on a Friday or Saturday night it's packed with babes and a full alcohol bar too. Lap dances are $10...worth a try

AND if your still not happy, within 3-5 minute drive you have Evolution, Shennanigans, Thirtys, The Classy Lady, Valley Ball and Club Rouge too.

Top Back Home

Date: 8/8/2007 5:50pm Whois Name: Bigperrodog (51)
Delete Subject: recommendation for boner.
If the ladies are fat and ugle. drink 12 pack of beer brfore going to the club. They will look a lot better.

Top Back Home

Date: 7/28/2007 7:26pm Whois Name: BOGOTA_LOVER (7)
Delete Subject: hard words
the world looks ugly when you are trying to buy the world for a dollar at a time. Give up some cash have some manners, the beer will be severed cold.

Top Back Home

Date: 7/19/2007 9:12pm Whois Name: BONER (105)
Delete Subject: FAT & FUGLY BITCHES
THIS PLACE SUCKS FULL OF FAT & FUGLY BITCHES, THE BEER IS HOT & THE BITCHES ARE ALL FAT & FUGLY.
Club 0.5 Dancers 0.5 Attitude 0.5

Top Back Home

Date: 5/25/2007 3:52pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (857)
Delete Subject: Carmen
She was also there the same night earlyer this month...and perhaps I should of had another dance with her instead of Jesse sense her dances tend to be a little more dareing...at least to me anyway!

Top Back Home

Date: 5/16/2007 1:09pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (855)
Delete Subject: Mission Complete
Back on May 5 Th....I at last got the chance to try Jesse for the first time...and although the chica's lap's are more sensual than they are sexual...Your will still in all likely hood be standing at attention when it's over more so because of how beautiful she is!

Top Back Home

Date: 5/6/2007 3:28pm Whois Name: BOGOTA_LOVER (4)
Delete Subject: thanks guys
hold it down, thanks for the guys that keep everyone in their place. If they were not here to keep those drunks out, those guys that try to buy the world for a dollar, the bad babes ( not too many here), ex boyfiends/girlfriends/wives out and your hands off the girls, it would be like the clubs down south. Once you speak to them or see the club from their view, they just want you to enjoy and conduct yourself as gentlemen.
In closing, she will be back soon

Top Back Home

Date: 5/3/2007 1:43pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (854)
Delete Subject: Jessie
I believe she was also there that Friday Night late in March. Always thought of lapping with the chica...when Oz was still in business...but I never quite worked up the nerve to ask her. Shame on me...I guess? Hopefully...that will change should I spot her again tomorrow night!

Top Back Home

Date: 4/26/2007 3:39pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (850)
Delete Subject: Also On That Same Night Last Month
I had two dances a pice from Heaven and Yelcie.(sp) Frankly... the latter chica was more actraive and exiting lap wise...but that's just how I felt. Everyone's taste is different...no...duh. However...both chicas are worth the in either case!

Top Back Home

Date: 4/24/2007 4:59pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (849)
Delete Subject: Last Month Around This Time Friday Night
I saw the former Oz Chica...Tanya...who reminds of the song Devil Woman...along with her sister Amber. It's safe to say there's no lost between us...but that's life!

Top Back Home

Date: 4/2/2007 3:20pm Whois Name: el_tecolote (100)
Delete Subject: Sunday afternoon
I haven't been here for awhile - mainly thanks to the maniacal dog of a security guy who seems literally to snort fire out of his nostrils while he stares down the couch action. He's just doing his job and so f'ing well, that I decided to seek out clubs that choose to instill more tranquility in the security department and insist that unbalanced employees take their meds.

But passing by this last beautiful Sunday afternoon, I couldn't resist when I saw the parking lot near full - which meant there would be lively action inside and there was. How many clubs are anything but pure dead on a Sunday afternoon?

I don't like to be here during prime time because if I want dances, the couch is nalgas to nalgas and the pit bull at the door can be foaming down the side of his mouth with raw anger.

The mix on Sunday was nice. Decent size crowd to keep the chicas interested...about 10 chicas in the house. The majority were decidedly gorda but some of those still sexy and bonita north of the neck.

Would have been good if they could have flipped at least one of the many TVs to the Mets-Cardinals opener, but as they say, "When in Rome, do as the Romans". And so I remained content with the chicas and the futbol.

There were about 3 choice flacas. I landed one of them after a long time of no chica going near me (often the case as I now realize that many of the primarily Spanish speaking chicas in clubs like this don't want to deal with what they anticipate will be a communications barrier). She was the girl any norteamericano would have found to be the hottest in the bar. Young and thin and super pretty - innocent looks with braces. Se llama Valerie or Valeria. She was a shark roaming the floor for dances and not hanging out for any extended time with anybody not actively handing her money, but she didn't give me short shrift hanging out for a lengthy getting to know you talk following my dances.

I had 4 dances with her including 2-3 regaeton songs that were played out to their full 5-6 minute lengths, so it was a helluva run with her doing as good a job as can be done under house rules.

The pit bull for the most part stayed outside to enjoy the beautiful weather, but despite looking as angry as he can look, he did not ever interfere with the dances during the time I was there as he is generally given to do. One couple was definitely exceeding the rules in the romantic sense, if not the sexual, and he left them alone. I've seen this guy tear into the crowd and ream out a chica for sitting on a guy's lap and giving him a kiss on the lips. Perhaps his bitch is in heat and he's calm for a cycle.
Club 4 Dancers 3 Attitude 3.5 Nasty Factor 2.5

Top Back Home

Date: 1/10/2007 2:26am Whois Name: coolcatpat (10)
Delete Subject: Oz Dancer owns her own spot
I know that Alexis worked at a bar down the street from Fritz. Her best friend owns it. I heard that Marcos knows the owner real well. Alot of the girls were going there for a while. I was talking to Karen and she said the bar is being rebuilt to be bigger. It is a sports, club style place. I know the web page has some of the girls from oz on it. www.Bottoms-Up-Bar.com All the bartenders are strippers. The owner is back to dancing during the construction at Fritz in bellflower but she wanted to work with Alexis here but she quit.

Godd luck keeping in touch with the oz crew. I heard from K that the bottoms up is having a opening party in March or April and everyone is going....I will be there.
C-Ya. Coolcatpat

Top Back Home

Date: 1/1/2007 2:19pm Whois Name: Fez (1)
Delete Subject: Candy
Anyone had a Lap dance from Candy?Whats her nasty factor?shes a cute latina...dont know if she dances there anymore,havent seen her in a while.

Top Back Home

Date: 12/6/2006 3:31pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (838)
Delete Subject: Alexis And Karen
Saw them both last Thursday after returning from the now defunked CO. Got a hug and a dance from the latter...along with a hug and a kiss from the former!

Top Back Home

Date: 12/6/2006 8:15am Whois Name: BOGOTA_LOVER (2)
Delete Subject: babes coming
GET READY, DJ'S HERE THEY COME FROM CLUB OZ ALSO KNOWN AS FORT KNOX. THESE BABES ARE NOT NEW BUT I KNOW THEY WILL TEACH SOME MANNERS TO THE OLD REG BABES THERE ALREADY. KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR CONNIE AND HER SISTERS, KAREN, STEPHANIE, CHINA. TAYNA, ICE, CANDY, VERONICA AND JENNIFER AND MANY MORE. TAKE CARE OF THEM WHEN THEY GET THERE.

Top Back Home

Date: 8/21/2006 1:42pm Whois Name: Bigperrodog (26)
Delete Subject: chunkys in the house.
I was at the club and I to came across to many Tortas or chunky chicks. What up with this joint was there a chunky butt convention in town. What is a good day and time to go to this club ?. when the Tortas are out for lunch or dinner ?.

Top Back Home

Date: 8/17/2006 1:17am Whois Name: nyc669 (8)
Delete Subject:
anyone know if there is a girl named tropical or ely working here..heard she was at king henry before? if so what day does she work...what girls do you guy recommend..want to try out this club...

Top Back Home

Date: 8/8/2006 7:35pm Whois Name: el_tecolote (79)
Delete Subject: INTHEMIX: Different menu at night
That's a fair observation about what this club has to offer up during the day. I'm like you - my most convenient time to go to clubs is daytime weekends, but it is the worst time to be in the majority of clubs in SoCal. Daytime is a different clubbing culture than nighttime and with few exceptions, the dayshifts are light on lookers. Weekend dayshifts maybe worse than weekday dayshifts because if the dancer wants to work that day, she may as well put in her hours when there are more boners attached to wallets per square foot than any other time - Fri/Sat night.

I will tell you that if you go at night you'll find many fewer tortas and a huge number of just ripe well constructed habañeros. That leads to another problem - jam packed nalgas to nalgas on the dance couches with security growling in your face. And of course the chicas are more mercenary - less inclined to relax at your table when there is so much income potential in the room.

Given the pluses and minuses I still prefer wandering in on a lazy afternoon and hope to find a diamond in the rough - or the lean carne sin torta.

Top Back Home

Date: 8/8/2006 1:50pm Whois Name: INTHEMIX (22)
Delete Subject: TOO MANY TORTAS!!!!!!!
Whats up with this place??? Ive never been to a club and seen so many tortas working @ one time!!! This place was a total waste of time..Nothing caught my eye here, Execpt one brownie, but the only reason she looked good, was becuase the other ones were so nasty.
I understand its dayshift, but it was a friday and the end off the month, so the gurls need rent money????
Maybe it was all just a bad dream........

Top Back Home

Date: 7/20/2006 4:16pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (834)
Delete Subject: Abigail
Saw her on stage earliyer this month too. Wanted to get a dance or two from her...but I wounded up getting a instead due to me giving her a tip. Well...that's better than nothing...right?

Top Back Home

Date: 7/4/2006 3:08pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (830)
Delete Subject: Vanessa
Took a chance on the young...voluptious redhead from El Salvidor yesterday...and I was left feeling quite pleased...but to my dismay...she informed me that they can no longer bang their boob's against a guy's member during a dance at this club for fear of it being shut down again....and she also mentiond that the club got pinched last week for violating some of regulations. Man...what a difference a year makes!

Top Back Home

Date: 7/3/2006 10:57am Whois Name: Wheels_2 (827)
Delete Subject: Monique & Krystina
Remember seeing them there back in April...and if I should spot either of those two today...I may as well try one of them out sense they both hit me up for a dance....right? Personaly...I find the former to be more atractive!

Top Back Home

Date: 6/29/2006 5:15pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (824)
Delete Subject: Alexis
Hope the chica will be there Saturday should I decide to drop in...and if she ain't there...or she happens not to be the same chica from CO...then so be it!

Top Back Home

Date: 6/9/2006 8:27pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (812)
Delete Subject: No Nipples In South Los Angeles
I wonder what the real deal is with ABC when it comes to the clubs serving booze in this part of town? It's practicaly the same thing that's been going on with the clubs in Hollywood as of late!

Top Back Home

Date: 5/31/2006 6:58pm Whois Name: club_fan (New)
Delete Subject: new to AS
was at AS last Friday & liked this latin joint. been there first time. to name a few hot girls - Paris, Mercedes, Cindy. Paris is the kinda smart ass and she is a good talker. Mercedes is real good on the laps & has nice boobs.

Top Back Home

Date: 5/22/2006 3:50pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (800)
Delete Subject: Carmen
Saw her there also for a second time last month. I would to lap with that fine...young...dark skin thang in the not too distant future...and that black bikini she has on fits her rather well to boot!

Top Back Home

Date: 4/19/2006 1:55pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (791)
Delete Subject: Mareccea
Had the pleasure of getting two dances from her on Monday. This was our second session together...and she's well worth it...guys! On a side note...there was also a short... blonde... fair skined chica with a thick named Monique. I'd like to try her should we meet again during my next visit.

Top Back Home

Date: 4/14/2006 12:14pm Whois Name: fxcastil (15)
Delete Subject: Alexis new to my favorite list
Stopped by on thursday night and noticed a few new girls working. I tried Alexis on the laps, I now added another to my favorite list. She is about 21 years old, thin latina with enhanced silicon melons, light skinned, with dyed blond hair. She mentioned she also worked at Nicolas.

Top Back Home

Date: 4/8/2006 6:36pm Whois Name: DarthRaider666 (583)
Delete Subject: It was on the way
Alameda Strip was on the way home from the Score, so I decided to give this place another try. Some things were different, some were the same.

OK, let's start with the mens room. OK, don't shake hands with any guy that comes out of the mens room because there is no working sink in there or soap to wash your hands with. Also, four items are on the menu, but they are out of two of them, time to restock! That's the bad news.

Now for the good news. No $3 charge to park my car in their lot this time. The dancer quality was way up from my last visit. They still had their one token black girl, but hey since they had only one black customer, me, I guess they had the quota correct.

One of the girls talked me into a lapdance, lapdances are only $10 here so I thought I'd give it a try her name started with a V, I can't remember it now, she had long curly hair, nice ass, natural large C or D cup boobs.

Well, those were possibly the best $10 laps I have ever had.
Can any regulars here tell me her name? What can I say? She softly grinded me, then power grinded me. Face smothered me with her boobs and there's nothing better than a woman with a nice set of 100% natural nicely sized boobs stuffing them in your face until you have to gasp for air. And when she sensed I might be losing a interest a little bit, she wasn't shy about taking the matter into her own hand, so to speak, not unzipped, through the pants, but definitely keeping me interested. She also knew how to say just enough, a mexican/latin song came on, she said, "I know you don't understand this song, but trust me it's a good one". Well, she must have really liked it because I have to admit, this little Latina did make my toes curl up. Unbuttoned my shirt, gave me some nice soft kisses on the cheek, baby know how to work a brotha. I was very fortunate that I only had $50 left on me. I don't like going east of Central avenue in Los Angeles, but those laps were good enough that I may have to go back next week, especially for $10 a pop. And if she's giving out those kind of laps to a guy she just met that day, I can only imagine whather regulars are getting.

I also noticed that the other girls in there were really working their customers over in the lap dance area too. I don't know if it's like that every day, but today those girls were grinding out the fellas with every bit as much gusto as the girls of Starz, RBC and King Henry VIII.
Club 1.5 Dancers 2.5 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 3

Top Back Home

Date: 3/30/2006 7:44am Whois Name: DayTripper (326)
Delete Subject: Baby Doll
fxcastil,

Being a veteran of laps but a relative newbie posting on ZBone, what about giving some details so we know why to avoid Baby Doll?

Top Back Home

Date: 3/30/2006 2:17am Whois Name: fxcastil (14)
Delete Subject: Watchout for Baby Doll
Was at Alameda tryimg a new girl who uses stage name
Baby Doll, she tried to pull a rip-off on the laps.
I guess she did not know I am a veteran who wont let a dumb
ass like her rip me off.

Avoid this skinny scammer !

Top Back Home

Date: 3/26/2006 7:56pm Whois Name: spamonigiri (New)
Delete Subject: Paris rocks!!!
But be careful. She'll seduce you, use you, then abuse you. And, then, show you to the ATM... hahaha..

She sure is a cutie. Nice juicy bootie and long legs to match. And, she probably didn't drop math or science.

All I know is she had me for 17 in a row. We were both dripping wet. Thank god I stopped when I did.

On another note, the club does not appear to be a secret and overall the place was very professional - good service, good security in relation to the hood, good looking Latinas on Saturday night and a friendly crowd. I'm sure things could change in a heartbeat. But, that can happen anywhere, anytime in SoCal.

SO
Club 2.5 Dancers 2.5 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 3

Top Back Home

Date: 3/7/2006 4:39pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (773)
Delete Subject: Wish I Could Be There Right Now
Would not mind having another chica or two in my lap...but my is a little funny at this time! And as the late... great Johnny Gutar Watson would say..."Ain't that a bitch"?

Top Back Home

Footer


Vitacost.com